why are you licking me?

My (newly) 3 year old likes to lick anyone and anything she can. I think it's pretty humerous, especially when she gives an unsuspecting someone a kiss that turns into a "lovers kiss" if you know what I mean. The grandmas have been surprised more than once. I think it's kind of weird but whatever...She's sitting beside me as I type and licking her own feet. I think she just likes to experiment with different tastes and textures. My boy never did that. I guess I won't worry about it for another 13 years when our door is beaten down by pimply teenage boys looking for "the tongue" otherwise known as my daughter.

crazy kids

My husband was gone for the entire week, leaving me alone with a 2 and 4 year old. I never knew how much screaming could go on in a single day. What is the deal with screaming? You're not hurt, you're not burnt, all your limbs are attached, no one is biting, hitting or kicking you and I remember giving you something to eat so I know you're not starving. Please stop the screaming!!
Please tell me its just a phase cuz I'm not sure I can take it much longer. At least when daddy comes home I can leave the house and walk around the block when the screaming starts.